Everyone Wins

(to the tune of Colors Of The Wind)


Everyone Wins

You think I’m an ignorant drunkard
And you’ve read so many essays,
I guess it must be so
But still I cannot see,
If the drunken one is me,
How can there be so much that you don’t know?
You don’t know…

I’ve seen you eating dinner at the D.C.
And you don’t have a girlfriend, I don’t think
And I’ve been waiting for my chance to “meet” you…
So imagine when I found out you don’t drink.

You think the only people who are people,
Are people you think and act like you –
But if you’d walk the footsteps of a hipster,
You’d learn things you never knew you never knew.

Have you ever seen the sunrise from a stranger’s bed?
Or asked a drunken freshmen why he grins?
If you’d just give in and cave to social pressure
Then you’d get drunk and we’d hook up – Everyone wins!
Yes you’d get drunk and we’d hook up; everyone wins….

Come taste the stale Natty’s of the Soco’s,
Come drink some crystal palace in my room!
Come try some cheap-ass rum punch at this party,
And we’ll see just how much booze you can consume…

Security and campo are my brothers,
The EMS is more than just a friend!
And we are all connected to each other,
In a circle, in a hoop, that never ends!

How high the stoner kids go?
If you turn it down, then you’ll never know!

And you’ll never see the sun rise from a stranger’s bed,
Or wonder what you did the night before!
We need to seize what little time we have together
We need to hang some sort of signal on the door…

You can get good grades and still
All you are is lame until –
You can drink just like the frat boy that’s within